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WHO…WHO…WHO…WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS????????

Who doesn’t love a onesie!?! (crickets) Who doesn’t want to relive that brief moment in life where your every want and need (HIGH emphasis) was answered at the drop of a cry!?! (tumbleweeds) Who doesn’t want to be an infant for a day!?! (silence)….who….who….who….I ask!

Apparently no one answered this question when this look came up during the brainstorm session, because here we have this true life adult onesie in its full on wisdom-devoid glory! My only question to the person who actually purchases AND wears it:

Wise Mr. Owl, how many kicks will it take to knock the sense into you?

Designer/Price/Found: ASOS ($84.38) http://us.asos.com/

PS: Hey look, it has a tail :-/

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Granny SHRIEK…..EEEEEEK

I don’t know about you, but when I think of the word “granny”, the first thing that comes to my mind is GARDENING (falsehood, but eh)…..so what better way to tell Granny you love her than to gift her with the gardening shirt of all gardening shirts! Perhaps if you wash it in manure, those lovely red roses will bloom and bloom!…….is this shirt scratch & sniff!?!

PS: peep the tie-front….non-sassy Grandma’s need not apply for this supply 

(Designer/Price/Found): Equipment/ $268 / www.equipmentfr.com

When You Come Up in the Place, Please Don’t Screw Up My Lace……*

I am clearly hitting a girly stride when it comes to my personal fashion choices, because I am falling in LOVE with lace!!!!! That being said……chile…..there is a delicate matter going on here with these pants.  Should I be seeing your garments that go on “delicate wash” settings of your washing machine!?! When your underwear are visible under and through your pants………

*WHY!?! Cause I got some doilies to make tonight for my baby, baaaaaaybaaaaaay!!!!

Designer/Price/Found: With Hearts in My Eyes ($140.00) http://www.bonadrag.com/

KIMONO IS JAPANESE FOR ATTACHED UNDIES

The bodysuit has been taken to the next level here folks…..it’s gone that extra step.  Folks I present you with a bodysuit to end all bodysuits! What we have here is what appears to be a shirt or even a fitted blazer BODYSUIT! My verdict: Negative: the awkward bathroom runs that go hand-in-hand with bodysuits, Positive: your shirt will NEVER come untucked (or rather, pray that it doesn’t)!

Designer/Price/Found: Maison Martin Margiela ($581.00) www.farfetch.com

THE SHIRTDRESS….OR YOU KNOW JUST THE SHIRT

I love shirts! I love dresses! I love shirtdresses! But what happens when you’ve just decided that you’ll wear a regular ole shirt as well, a dress!?! You get this lovely Theyskens number right here.  I fail to see how this designer shirtdress is any different from me going and buying a men’s extra-small shirt from Banana Republic and keeping it moving….

Designer/Price/Found: Theysken ($595.00 O_o) http://www.farfetch.com

There’s Vintage….and then there’s VINTAGE
Let me start by saying that New High (M) Art is fastly becoming my favorite site for fashion travesties!!! And this next one does not fail:
What we have here kind folks is a beautiful Vintage Nightgown that comes from the wonderful French countryside!!! Described as a “survivor” piece, one has to wonder, what exactly did it survive???? Because it clearly lost of the war between it and the moths
I won’t even discuss how or why the model looks like the ghost of Anne Frank…nope, I won’t!
Designer/Price/Found: New High Mart ($280.00) http://www.newhighmart.com There’s Vintage….and then there’s VINTAGE
Let me start by saying that New High (M) Art is fastly becoming my favorite site for fashion travesties!!! And this next one does not fail:
What we have here kind folks is a beautiful Vintage Nightgown that comes from the wonderful French countryside!!! Described as a “survivor” piece, one has to wonder, what exactly did it survive???? Because it clearly lost of the war between it and the moths
I won’t even discuss how or why the model looks like the ghost of Anne Frank…nope, I won’t!
Designer/Price/Found: New High Mart ($280.00) http://www.newhighmart.com There’s Vintage….and then there’s VINTAGE
Let me start by saying that New High (M) Art is fastly becoming my favorite site for fashion travesties!!! And this next one does not fail:
What we have here kind folks is a beautiful Vintage Nightgown that comes from the wonderful French countryside!!! Described as a “survivor” piece, one has to wonder, what exactly did it survive???? Because it clearly lost of the war between it and the moths
I won’t even discuss how or why the model looks like the ghost of Anne Frank…nope, I won’t!
Designer/Price/Found: New High Mart ($280.00) http://www.newhighmart.com

There’s Vintage….and then there’s VINTAGE

Let me start by saying that New High (M) Art is fastly becoming my favorite site for fashion travesties!!! And this next one does not fail:

What we have here kind folks is a beautiful Vintage Nightgown that comes from the wonderful French countryside!!! Described as a “survivor” piece, one has to wonder, what exactly did it survive???? Because it clearly lost of the war between it and the moths

I won’t even discuss how or why the model looks like the ghost of Anne Frank…nope, I won’t!

Designer/Price/Found: New High Mart ($280.00) http://www.newhighmart.com

A RETURN TO FORM!!!

I’ve been wanting to post this picture since MARCH 9TH!

This picture renders me SPEECHLESS (but dammit if I ain’t about to comment nshit)…sir, sir, SIR! I honestly don’t see anything wrong with the tunic, which is the item for sale.  I also have no issues with his hair or the bag (honest to goodness I don’t).  My WHOLE ENTIRE problem is with 1. those damn hell as leggings & 2. the fact that he stole those shoes off the bound feet of a Chinese woman…HOW RUDE!

Tunic Info:

Designer/Price/Found: New High Mart ($158.00) http://www.newhighmart.com

This post probably should have gone up yesterday…you know BEFORE Lent season started, but hey, I AM a procrastinator, sooooooooooooo….

Anywho, this season for Lent I decided to add on to my usual struggle of fasting from 6am-6pm to also fasting from social media. While Facebook isn’t going to be hard for me to abstain from, because in all honesty, I perhaps check every once in a full moon…and since I’ll be going through 2 of those, I actually don’t see a problem with that.  The hardest will definitely be Le Touiteur (faux-franch fa’ twitter).  I probably could have just NOT updated my own status for Lent, but that actually doesn’t seem like that big of an issue.  I realized that I needed a bigger issue and a harder struggle which would be to actually NOT read the updates of the people I follow.  I absolutely ADORE the people on my timeline! And I’m going to miss every single one of their updates for the next 40-odd days :-(.  From the political rants, to the gender showdowns, the music snobbery, the slaying of personal & subjective opinions, the daily Black Twitter Summer Jams (thanks Brokey!), the NEWS. I’m going to miss every single bit of it.

I’ve gone in and done the dirty work of removing every twitter app from every electronic device I own…but that was the easy part.  The hard part is going to be forcing myself from typing those now dreaded letters into my browser’s address bar.  I am going to trust myself and not block the site…*I’m trusting myself, I’m trusting myself, I’m trusting myself*.

One last thought…how much is my work day going to SUCK :-(

LENT. STRUGGLE. IS. REAL.

Sister-Wife Couture….
This beauteous creation had to have been made from only the best Mormon polyester blend and spun on Brigham Young’s mother’s most antiquated of spindles! That ASOS thought this was appropriate for 2011 is both hilarious…and frightening…only because we know this will show up on some foggy side street in London-town…
Won’t you, your husband, and his 4 other wives join me in praying to a Latter Day Saint!
Dress Info
Designer/Price/Found: ASOS ($112.06) www.us.asos.com

Sister-Wife Couture….

This beauteous creation had to have been made from only the best Mormon polyester blend and spun on Brigham Young’s mother’s most antiquated of spindles! That ASOS thought this was appropriate for 2011 is both hilarious…and frightening…only because we know this will show up on some foggy side street in London-town…

Won’t you, your husband, and his 4 other wives join me in praying to a Latter Day Saint!

Dress Info

Designer/Price/Found: ASOS ($112.06) www.us.asos.com

Soooo…is that a peen in her pants or is she suffering from a serious case of the “Crotch Hang Low”???
I  get it, I do…O_o…ok, no, no, no, I’m lying! I absolutely do NOT get  it…why is the crotch so low on these pants that they would give even a  well-endowed man a case of penis envy??? And if you check the back, it  looks like her bottom fell out…or in..or, eff it, I’m confused!
Pants info:
Designer/Price/Found: Oak ($118) www.oaknyc.com Soooo…is that a peen in her pants or is she suffering from a serious case of the “Crotch Hang Low”???
I  get it, I do…O_o…ok, no, no, no, I’m lying! I absolutely do NOT get  it…why is the crotch so low on these pants that they would give even a  well-endowed man a case of penis envy??? And if you check the back, it  looks like her bottom fell out…or in..or, eff it, I’m confused!
Pants info:
Designer/Price/Found: Oak ($118) www.oaknyc.com

Soooo…is that a peen in her pants or is she suffering from a serious case of the “Crotch Hang Low”???

I get it, I do…O_o…ok, no, no, no, I’m lying! I absolutely do NOT get it…why is the crotch so low on these pants that they would give even a well-endowed man a case of penis envy??? And if you check the back, it looks like her bottom fell out…or in..or, eff it, I’m confused!

Pants info:

Designer/Price/Found: Oak ($118) www.oaknyc.com